Hipster Lifestyle Lover T-Shirts

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The Organic

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Hipster Coffee

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."