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"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Irony pie

"You've got some beard in your food."

Comedy, Tragedy, Beardy

"Well, I did tell you that this wasn't one of those hipster bars, just a modest pub!"

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"That's it then, they're unfashionable now I want to buy them"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Hipster Coyote

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"We just think Zeke here can really give us that microbrewery fund."

"First stop: Brooklyn."

Williamsburger

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"I'm your hip replacement."

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"