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'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Selfie

Eco Princess

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Hoxton map.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Mark Twain

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Hippie on the moon

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"It's all good – but some of it is better."