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"Was it locally grown?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

vaccine wars.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"You've changed."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Joined at the hipster.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Kritik's Korner

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

The Da Vinci Cod

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)