
Kritik's Korner
Express their hip-hop enthusiasm with stylish t-shirts that blend humor and culture. Perfect for casual outings or chilling at home, these tees speak directly to their musical soul.
Kritik's Korner
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'
'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'
'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'
"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."
'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'
Rap music
'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'
"He's a guard dog."
"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."
'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.
Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!
'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'
'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'
Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'
"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"
'Take me to you lieder.'
Scarpia's Palace
Knickerless Cage.
Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)
'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'
B.B. King
"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."
Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!
"Every Thursday I do her nails."
"That damn dog's scratching again!"
'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''
'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'
Hip-hop cops on stage.
'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'
'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'
"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."
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