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'Wonder why the kids are so set against us watching music videos or listening to their CDs'

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

Ach... ah've lost the 'C' and 'S' off my teeshirt!

"These songs are so (bleeping) fake."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Kritik's Korner

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

Beware of Dawg.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

Rap-Nav.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Projection

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Hip hop Santa.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."