Hip Hop Enthusiasts Gifts

'Wonder why the kids are so set against us watching music videos or listening to their CDs'

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

Ach... ah've lost the 'C' and 'S' off my teeshirt!

"These songs are so (bleeping) fake."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Beware of Dawg.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

Rap-Nav.

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

The Grim Rapper

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

Hip hop Santa.

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"