Hip Hop Fanatic Gifts

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Kritik's Korner

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Rap-scallions

Veloci-Rapper

7 More Dwarfs

Beware of Dawg.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

The Grim Rapper

Hip hop Santa.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

Projection

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Rap-Nav.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."