Hip Hop Fan Gifts

Battle of the Gangsters.

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

'You are both so behind the times!'

Rap music

Kritik's Korner

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Rap-scallions

Veloci-Rapper

7 More Dwarfs

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Beware of Dawg.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Hip hop Santa.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Projection

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

The Grim Rapper

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!