Hip-hop Aficionado Gifts

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

The Grim Rapper

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

My pelvic joints tend to jog up and down. Ah, you've got "hip-hop."

One man is wearing a clock around his neck, while another is wearing a calendar.

'Look at how this horrible crowd is waving their hands. . .it's like they don't even care.'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

Hip-Hop.

The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.

Santa left stranded.

Ice Cube

Snoop Dogg

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"I'm a hip-hoppity artist."

George Michael

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Kritik's Korner

Rap music

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Rap-scallions

7 More Dwarfs

Elton John

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Beware of Dawg.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Justin Timberlake