Rap Fanatic Gifts

Veloci-Rapper

Crunk

"Oh hell, It's the grim rapper"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Punk Reindeer

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Rap-scallions

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

7 More Dwarfs

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Not-so-easy listening...

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Music for car stereos

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Beware of Dawg.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Rap-Nav.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Robert Burns

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.