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"If you can remember the first course, you didn't really eat it."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nun Fight.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Gremlins 47

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Time Machine Collision.

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

TV stage door

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"