Hippy Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'I love rock festivals!'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

Hipsters knit their beards.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

Caricature of a chicken

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"