Hippy Admirers T-Shirts

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Hot Tub Frosty

Witches Checkout.

Reindeer

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I love rock festivals!'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Vodka

Babe in the woods!

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

Cherub string quartets

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

An snail shell with a chimney

'This? It's carry-on luggage in that it carries ME on and I can fit in the overhead bin.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."