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'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

'I love rock festivals!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"You folks ready to order?"

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Sport Darwinism

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Childhood Medals

Revolutionary Study

A Skinny Dog With Santa Hat And Red Nose

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Tethered Rhino

"Bad dog."