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'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

'I love rock festivals!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"You folks ready to order?"

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

Rashida Jones

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'You lookin at my bird?'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Sport Darwinism

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

"Bad dog."

Revolutionary Study

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

A Skinny Dog With Santa Hat And Red Nose

Childhood Medals

Tethered Rhino

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"