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"I don't care if I am outvoted! We go where I want to go!"

Hippopotamus Bridge.

Inside the hippocampus.

The first hippo in space turns out to be claustrophobic.

'I hate to see nose picking in public!'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Oh, stop complaining. All birds have cold feet!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Hippopotamus Bathroom

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'I love rock festivals!'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"You folks ready to order?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Hipster Coffee

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Caricature of a chicken

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'