Hippo Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't care if I am outvoted! We go where I want to go!"

Hippopotamus Bridge.

Armstrong, I have an idea. Advertise the caf

Inside the hippocampus.

The first hippo in space turns out to be claustrophobic.

'I hate to see nose picking in public!'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Oh, stop complaining. All birds have cold feet!'

'You lookin at my bird?'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Hippopotamus Bathroom

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'I love rock festivals!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"You folks ready to order?"

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"You want to be a WHAT?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Caricature of a chicken

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"