Hungry Hippo Enthusiast Gifts

"You folks ready to order?"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'I love rock festivals!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

'You lookin at my bird?'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'Face it, Fred -- hippos just aren't cut out for break dancing.'

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

Early hippies.

"I don't care if I am outvoted! We go where I want to go!"

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

Hippopotamus Bathroom

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

Laugh all you want -- I get great mileage!

'Oh, stop complaining. All birds have cold feet!'

'I hate to see nose picking in public!'