Hippo Lover Gifts

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'I love rock festivals!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Stubborn Horses

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"You folks ready to order?"

Riding Accidents

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Learning to Ride

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

And balance with practice.

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Make him warm and comfortable...

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

"Hello! They must have got a sniff of the lions over at Longleat again."