Hippo Handler Gifts

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'I love rock festivals!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

A child and his dog

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"You folks ready to order?"

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

"It's nice being in front but I'm sad I don't get a butt to sniff."

The Lion Tamer.

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Free Range Sled Dog

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'