Hound Handler Gifts

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"He did it!"

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

A child and his dog

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'Damn showdog people!'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.