Hound Hunter Gifts

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Did you see my dog?

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

When clowns are hunting.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'