Hound Hunter Gifts

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Did you see my dog?

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

When clowns are hunting.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'