Hound Avoider Gifts

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Good News about winter

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

"I miss handshakes"

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

"Someplace with no dogs."

Escaped Fish

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Car Dog-Doors.

Virtual priority

"Good dog. Good dog."

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'