"Ambitions . . . to get my eyes tested."
Hazard Avoider Gifts
Looking for a gift for a hazard avoider? Showcase their cleverness and safety-first attitude with products that celebrate their knack for avoiding obstacles and their creative approach to problem-solving. These thoughtfully designed items are perfect for anyone who takes safety seriously but still loves to add a dash of humor and personality to their space. Whether they’re a crafty DIYer or a safety-focused innovator, find a gift that respects their unique interests and celebrates their cautious creativity.
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"
"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.
'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'
'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'
L.A.: Still No Pro Football
Big bumpers.
'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'
D.I.Y ladder
Danger Signs.
"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."
'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'
James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.
How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'
Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'
'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'
Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!
Caution falling books
'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'
Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
We'd like a very public table where she won't break up with me because she's afraid I'll make a scene. Menu. ? ?
"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."
It's not that Ned is superstitious...but rather, he doesn't take unnecessary risks!
"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."
'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'
Golfer hits a plane on his drive.
"Where are the fire exits?"
Hazards ALWAYS exist!...
Eyes Open!...
"Gawd, I hate these water hazards!!"
The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover
Hazard Avoider Gifts Collection
Hazard Avoider Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for hazard avoiders—each one blending humor and safety in a way that sparks smiles every morning.
Hazard Avoider Pillows
Discover pillows crafted for hazard avoiders—styled with humor and safety in mind to add personality to any space.
Hazard Avoider Prints
Browse our prints that humorously honor hazard avoiders—perfect for adding a playful touch to their home or office décor.
Hazard Avoider T-Shirts
Check out our tees celebrating hazard avoiders—fun, clever designs that make safety and wit part of their everyday look.