'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'
Hazard Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for your hazard master? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that honor those with a flair for safety, precision, and creative problem-solving. Ideal for professionals or enthusiasts who thrive in meticulous environments, these products blend humor with appreciation. Whether for a safety officer, a tech whiz, or a curious creator, find something that matches their unique skill set and sense of humor. Surprise them with a gift that’s as clever as they are!
Man's cooking explodes.
"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."
'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'
"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."
Happy Halloween!
"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."
Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.
DIY expert.
"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"
'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'
"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"
Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center
'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'
'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'
'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'
Load explodes on impact.
Hazardous Wastes R Us.
'The good news is I've found a plumber... the bad news is he's coming from China.'
"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."
"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."
Caution falling books
Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'
'I can see the Hand of God in that one!'
'And to think I worried about safe sex.'
Golfer hits a plane on his drive.
"Where are the fire exits?"
Hazards ALWAYS exist!...
Eyes Open!...
Lion Tamer leaves a Crisis Management Center
Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets
Another anthrax case...
Asbestos Clean-up
"No you back off! My load is so toxic it's eaten my reverse gear!"
Hazard Master Gifts Collection
Hazard Master Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for hazard masters — witty, creative, and perfect for everyday safety-conscious humor.
Hazard Master Pillows
Relax with pillows featuring clever hazard master themes, blending comfort with a fun nod to their expertise.
Hazard Master Prints
Decorate their space with prints that showcase hazard mastery in a humorous and artistic style, ideal for any creative safety enthusiast.
Hazard Master T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to hazard masters’ love of safety and precision with a humorous and stylish twist.