Hazard Hunters Gifts

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

Last ESPN highlights next 250 miles.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Caution falling books

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

'Talk about rough courses!'

'It's Randy's fault, coach. There're two outs. Cases are loaded...'

Eyes Open!...

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

'And to think I worried about safe sex.'

"Where are the fire exits?"

Did you see my dog?

His newly found confidence was short lived.

'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'

"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."

'You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor and Walter just isn't taking any chances.'

'Eddie, I'l taking you out of big oil and putting your money into Hazmat suits.'

'Go ahead, Brad. Wade in and retrieve your ball. It's just a duck.'

'Eh... It was scary, but not THAT scary.'

Never park your golf trolley in inconvenient places.

Longing for a new Sensation.