'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'
Hazard Handler Gifts
Searching for a gift that honors a hazard handler's bravery and ingenuity? Our collection features clever, charming items perfect for anyone who handles risks with creativity and courage. Whether it’s for a friend thriving in a challenging environment or a loved one who loves tackling new adventures, our products are designed to inspire and amuse, combining practicality with personality.
Little girl dangling from her horse track.
Acme. Breakable prop transporter.
'The word bath is mentioned.'
Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.
'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'
'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'
Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.
'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'
'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'
Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!
Caution falling books
"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."
'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'
"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."
Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'
'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'
"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."
'And to think I worried about safe sex.'
Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets
"Where are the fire exits?"
Hazards ALWAYS exist!...
Eyes Open!...
Golfer hits a plane on his drive.
'Talk about rough courses!'
"Jeff's in toxic waste handling."
"...I'm a bit scared!"
'Sure, I have experience with hazardous materials. As a kid my brother and I loved breaking into the chemical dump and playing.'
"No you back off! My load is so toxic it's eaten my reverse gear!"
"Don't mind him. As we take out the coal, he fills the spaces with nuclear waste."
'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'
"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."
'Shake hands with Bob, our Hazardous Materials Manager.'
'Go ahead, Brad. Wade in and retrieve your ball. It's just a duck.'
'Eddie, I'l taking you out of big oil and putting your money into Hazmat suits.'
Hazard Handler Gifts Collection
Hazard Handler Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for hazard handlers—fill their mornings with humor and appreciation through uniquely crafted, witty mugs that celebrate their daring spirit.
Hazard Handler Pillows
Discover our pillows for hazard handlers—bring comfort and humor into their space with unique designs that celebrate their brave, creative nature.
Hazard Handler Prints
Browse our prints for hazard handlers—decorate their home or office with inspiring artworks that honor their adventurous and innovative spirit.
Hazard Handler T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for hazard handlers—perfect for showcasing their bold personality with fun, creative designs they’ll love to wear.