Hazardous Materials Handler Gifts

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"No you back off! My load is so toxic it's eaten my reverse gear!"

"Jeff's in toxic waste handling."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

D.I.Y with dad.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

“They look like last year’s models.”

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Load explodes on impact.

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

Caution falling books

'I KNOW this is insect repellent and not after-shave lotion.'

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

When Farmers Tip...

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

Another anthrax case...