Hazardous Waste Specialist Gifts

'You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor and Walter just isn't taking any chances.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Where does it all end up?

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Rubbish and Everest

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

recycling

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Daisy Diaper Service

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Horn of Plenty.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

"Give it a whirl!"

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

Recycled garbage

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'