Waste Management Professional Gifts

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Don't tell me where you put it, just so long as you get rid of it."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'You forgot the product label.'

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.

Refuse Point: Confused and Unsure

"With all the EU paperwork coming out I thought we'd locate here."

'Next on the agenda: waste management.'

'Go ahead honey. Put your hands in the hands of the man who stills the waters.'

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

Litter Pick

'It's a good thing you called us when you did, Mrs. McPhee. Your basement was nearly hip-deep in toxic shame!'

'Would you like a hand unwrapping your shopping ?'

God is recycling the world.

Recycling Bins: Plastic, Glass, Paper, and Last Year's Technology.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Paper, glass, metal, plastic, wood, cloth, organic chemicals, inorganic chemicals...

Everyone has a dream. . . Bob's was to sex-up the image of the waste management industry.

'Well, treat it again!'

White bottles/Brown Bottles/Nuclear Waste.

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

"Recycling...why of course we do...we take our environmental responsibilities very seriously."

Hazardous Wastes Site - No Littering.

First recycling bin reads: 'Clear glass'; Second bin, full of junk, reads: 'Clearly not glass'.

'Well, that's Earth filled up, we'll need another landfill site.'

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

Fishing for Litter

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'No wonder the taxpayers feel snookered!'

"Typical! We've got this place to ourselves just because people are too lazy to climb a few stairs!"

Man has a trash dilemma.