Waste Management Professional Gifts

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Don't tell me where you put it, just so long as you get rid of it."

'You forgot the product label.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

Refuse Point: Confused and Unsure

Recycling Depot: Plastic Thingies, Bits of Grey Stuff, White Round Things, Small Pieces of Brown Plastic.

"With all the EU paperwork coming out I thought we'd locate here."

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

'Next on the agenda: waste management.'

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

Litter Pick

White bottles/Brown Bottles/Nuclear Waste.

Everyone has a dream. . . Bob's was to sex-up the image of the waste management industry.

'Well, treat it again!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Paper, glass, metal, plastic, wood, cloth, organic chemicals, inorganic chemicals...

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

'It's a good thing you called us when you did, Mrs. McPhee. Your basement was nearly hip-deep in toxic shame!'

Recycling Bins: Plastic, Glass, Paper, and Last Year's Technology.

'Would you like a hand unwrapping your shopping ?'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

First recycling bin reads: 'Clear glass'; Second bin, full of junk, reads: 'Clearly not glass'.

"Recycling...why of course we do...we take our environmental responsibilities very seriously."

Fishing for Litter

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

'Well, that's Earth filled up, we'll need another landfill site.'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Hazardous Wastes Site - No Littering.

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

Earth day - spring clean.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Man has a trash dilemma.

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile waste dump."

Refuse collection.