Waste Management Consultant Gifts

I keep thinking about all those black holes going to waste.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Where does it all end up?

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Nuclear waste.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Rubbish and Everest

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Daisy Diaper Service

recycling

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Fishing for Litter

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Recycling Centre

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."