Waste Management Gifts

Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

Refuse Point: Confused and Unsure

'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Kitchen Waste

Mannequin Factory trash

Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

"Thank god for Tuesday morning therapy."

Everyone has a dream. . . Bob's was to sex-up the image of the waste management industry.

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'It's a good thing you called us when you did, Mrs. McPhee. Your basement was nearly hip-deep in toxic shame!'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

First recycling bin reads: 'Clear glass'; Second bin, full of junk, reads: 'Clearly not glass'.

'Well, that's Earth filled up, we'll need another landfill site.'

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'This is too complicated. I think I'll just hold on to my waste and hope it eventually disintegrates.'

Study shows people who litter are 'dumb as rocks' and 'kind of smell bad'.

'I'd love a career in waste management!'

'No wonder the taxpayers feel snookered!'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Skip Hire

Recycling Point: Strange Objects Whose Purpose Has Never Been Clearly Defined.

Trash Time

Buyables. Disposables.

Recycling in the Bin

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"