Waste Management Wonk Gifts

This is where Brent council sends you

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Where does it all end up?

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Rubbish and Everest

recycling

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Daisy Diaper Service

Dustbin monster.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'You forgot the product label.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fishing for Litter

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Recycling Centre

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."