Waste Management Warrior Gifts

'He's a structural engineer.'

Confound it - doesn't anybody want to taste it?

"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Recycling Depot: Paper, New Years Resolution, Glass.

'We like to think of ourselves as Last Responders.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Chez Nous Menu

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Where does it all end up?

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Nuclear waste.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Rubbish and Everest

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Daisy Diaper Service

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

recycling

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Fishing for Litter