Waste Management Buff Gifts

Bottle Bank. . . Positioned Closed.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Where does it all end up?

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Rubbish and Everest

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

recycling

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Daisy Diaper Service

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Dustbin monster.

'You forgot the product label.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre