Waste Warrior Gifts

"This is the part of the job that I hate."

Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,

Refuse Point: Confused and Unsure

'This is our leftovers from Christmas.'

'I miss the days when you could chuck stuff in the bin and not have to think about it for ten minutes.'

"Technically, it's not an island."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Urban Compost Heap.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"And the pit's filled with unused recycling collection bins."

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

Short shelf life...please help!

'I wouldn't wash my food in there if I were you mister: It's downstream from the sewage plant...'

"Been coming to this bin since your great great grandfather's time -nearly 4 weeks ago."

First recycling bin reads: 'Clear glass'; Second bin, full of junk, reads: 'Clearly not glass'.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Ace paper recycling

Of course I don't want a carrier bag!

The Last Straw

Message in a Plastic Bottle

How to escape when the land fills with landfill (people escaping in a rubbish ship)

We have to find one that's big enough to hold our old beat-up can.

'This is too complicated. I think I'll just hold on to my waste and hope it eventually disintegrates.'

Fisherman catching rubbish.

I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out...

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Recycling Angel.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Gotta be worth a try!

Human Waste

Cull people who waste leftover food.

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

"I can never remember which bin day it is, so I just put them all out."

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables