Zero Waste Warrior Gifts

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

A woman scrapes food from her bowl into her dog's bowl as the dog scrapes his food into the cat's bowl as the cat scrapes it into a mouse's hole.

Chez Nous Menu

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

The oil trap.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Recycling Centre

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

NYC Department of Sanitation

We're polishing our brand.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'He's a structural engineer.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Organic farm

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'