Zero Waste Enthusiasts Gifts

'Recycling'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

Free Range Golfers

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

The oil trap.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Recycling Centre

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"Nope. No fish."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"We've made a few changes."