Zero Waste Enthusiasts Pillows

'Recycling'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Free Range Golfers

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Is it organic?'

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

The oil trap.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Recycling Centre

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Nope. No fish."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"