Zero Waste Warrior Pillows

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

A woman scrapes food from her bowl into her dog's bowl as the dog scrapes his food into the cat's bowl as the cat scrapes it into a mouse's hole.

Chez Nous Menu

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

The oil trap.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Recycling Centre

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

We're polishing our brand.

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'He's a structural engineer.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Organic farm