Zero Waste Advocate Pillows

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

The oil trap.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Vivienne Westwood

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Water scarcity in Africa

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Rubbish and Everest

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Green Trash