Waste Reduction Advocate Pillows

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'

'Wheelie bin full again, Malcolm?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

100% carbon neutral

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Climate change skeptics.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.