Waste Reduction Advocate Gifts

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'

'Wheelie bin full again, Malcolm?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Vivienne Westwood

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Water scarcity in Africa

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Rubbish and Everest

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Climate change skeptics.