Garbage Awareness Advocate Gifts

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Not to mention the park view."

Raining Leaves.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Green Trash

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Earth Day Summit.

In the art gallery

Ignoring Climate Change

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."