Garbage Awareness Advocate Gifts

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The sea 2050.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Not to mention the park view."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Raining Leaves.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Green Trash

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Earth Day Summit.

Ignoring Climate Change

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

In the art gallery