Anti-litter Advocate Gifts

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

In the art gallery

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We've made a few changes."

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

The Messy Sink

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

The smoking Gun

Medieval Torture

This is the age of the train

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

The real cause of forest fires