Anti-littering Gifts

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

Biofelineism

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"No Littering" sign in space.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

The smoking Gun

Medieval Torture

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Wash balls here.'

"Oh, Larry, you’ve got a tiny piece of kibble ri-i-ight there."

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

Ham Sanitizer

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"