Anti-clutter Gifts

"Just more Junk Mail."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rage.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I've misplaced everything.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Bob’s Museum

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Hows it coming?'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Horn of Plenty.

'Watch yourself.'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

The Movers - Decluttering

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Office De-cluttering