Clutter-free Advocate Gifts

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Bob’s Museum

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

In the art gallery

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

A catch-all is born.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I'm running a loose ship."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

The Messy Sink

Medieval Torture

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"But this way I know where everything is."