Clutter-free Advocate Pillows

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Bob’s Museum

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

In the art gallery

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

A catch-all is born.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"I'm running a loose ship."

The Messy Sink

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'My mom invented baths!'

Medieval Torture

"I'm a great believer in keeping a clean desk, chief."

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'