Neatness Advocate Pillows

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Cougher

Raptures

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

You have the worst spring breath.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

In the art gallery

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Decluttering. . .

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

The Messy Sink

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Medieval Torture

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'Wash balls here.'

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.